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March 2012

4 posts

Mar 13, 2012219,734 notes
Mar 12, 20122 notes
#Poor Dog #Dogs #Manila #Philippines #Dog in Sack #BDK 617 #Nissan Safari #Dog in a sack tied up at the back of a car
Mar 9, 20126 notes
#Kim Kardashian #Giuseppe Zanotti #Kanye West #Paris Fashion Week
Mar 7, 20121 note
#1969 #Cartier #Kanye West #Kardashians #Keeping up with the Kardashians #Khloe Kardashian #Kylie Jenner #Love Bracelet #Victoria's Secret fashion show 2011 #Fashion

February 2012

3 posts

Feb 29, 20128 notes
Feb 20, 20124 notes
#Jeremy Lin #New York Knicks #East meets West #LINSANITY #LINSANE

iroverice:

‎”The only way you can really hate someone is if you truly loved them in the first place. “

- Jeremy Lin

Feb 20, 201222 notes

January 2012

7 posts

Is it coincidental that I gave up on someone special because you felt that you turned your back on the people who really mattered the most to you and then hours later an old friend comes back to your life? :)

Jan 28, 20121 note
#bestfriends #love #oldfriend #coincidental #lost #someone

Someone told me if i continued watching Sex and the City until 12 midnight on New Years Eve, My 2012 is going to be all about love, sex, fashion and heartbreak. And yes, it did came true. Well except for one.

Jan 23, 20122 notes
#Sex and the city #Love #Sex #Fashion #Heartbreak #Carrie Bradshaw
MODA: LOUIS VUITTON VIRA ESCULTURA

I think i just died. Billie Archilleos, a british artist was hired last year by Louis Vuitton to make these amazing animal sculptures from accessories and bags by Louis Vuitton. 

h-l-e-r-a:

O artista britânico Billie Achilleos inovou, resolveu usar artigos da famosa grife para fazer suas esculturas. E o mais bacana, ele não alterou nenhuma peça, todas foram usadas integralmente… Vejam que legal as esculturas by Louis Vuitton…

R.G

Jan 9, 20121 note
#Louis Vuitton #Billie Archilleos #British #Bags #Accesories
Jan 9, 2012266 notes
Jan 8, 20124 notes
#Chirstian Louboutin #Chris Brown #Pallazo #Shoe Fetish #Shoes #Sneakers #Carrie Bradshaw #Red Soles #2012

Start the new year right. A new set of goals. And a new list of wants and needs. Stay tuned. X

Jan 8, 2012

Guess who’s back? 

Jan 8, 2012
#retardronald #xo

October 2011

1 post

Some people are just meant to be single for the rest of their lives. :)

Oct 2, 2011
#bitter life

July 2011

2 posts

Who the fuck cares!!!! Shut up everyone!!!!
Jul 20, 2011
#Fuck #Life #Annoying

Harry Potter has come to an end! :( I’ll miss you! :) 

Jul 16, 20111 note
#Harry Potter #Movies #Childhood

June 2011

7 posts

Jun 28, 201120,464 notes
Jun 28, 2011151 notes

When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt back your head and laugh at the sky.

Jun 28, 2011
#life #perfect #happiness

MANDATORY REMINDER from CNN: NASA reports that by the next 10 months, earth gets hotter by 4 degrees from now. Himalayan glaciers are melting @ rapid rate. Our climate is changing drastically & it’s getting worse. We must help fight Global Warming by doing the ff steps:1.Plant more trees, 2.Don’t waste water, 3.Use cloth bag and don’t burn plastic. Please help reblog! :)

Jun 20, 2011
I just wanna get out of the country

snoutprints:

Right now. As soon as possible.

Jun 9, 20114 notes
How I cross a street.

stormypretzels:

I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

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When a car comes I think to myself, “mother fucker you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

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Jun 5, 2011202,922 notes
THIS CANNOT WAIT! KERMIT TESORO X LADY GAGA! → divinemlee.com

divinemlee:

I knew this kid would make it big. KONTI NALANG KERMIT THE FROG! I LOVE YOU!

I’m kicking myself for not seeing this earlier!

Lady Gaga’s stylist NICOLA FORMICHETTI curated a sale for GILT.COM

From GILT website.

To celebrate the launch of Lady Gaga’s new album, Born This Way, Gilt has…

Jun 4, 2011131 notes

May 2011

11 posts

I feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

May 29, 20111 note
#Lindsay Lohan #Jewelry #House Arrest
May 28, 20111 note
#MAC #Make Up Art Cosmetics #Beauty #Make Up #Fast Respomse Eye Cream #Strobe Cream #Strobe Liquid #Money
Reblog if you've ever been called: ugly, emo, fat, stupid, worthless, unwanted, a nerd, anorexic, a freak, twat, cunt, retard, goth, gay, alone, fake, idiot, bitch, or the least bit beautiful.
May 24, 2011149,752 notes
May 24, 20118 notes
#Adora #Greenbelt 5 #Havaianas #Missoni #fashion #stylebible.ph
Summer School

summer school

noun

courses held during school summer vacations, taken for remedial purposes, as part of an academic program, or for professional or personal purposes.

The literal meaning of summer school. Unfortunately, during my 2nd term at De La Salle-College of Saint Benilde, I felt like bitch of the world. I cheated on tests, and quizzes. Borrowed the assignments of my friends because I forgot to do mine(Go figure). To think that my professor would give me a passing grade because of my stunning attendance. But no, it doesn’t work that way. Before passing College Algebra 1 for people like me, the experience will be compared to a girl running at the sandy beach wearing six inch platforms. Possible huh?

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Going to school during summer everyday from Mondays to Saturdays staring 8:00 AM to 12:50 PM is depressing. You’ll have to pay a lot of attention because you only have 2 weeks or 14 days to pass the subject. If something goes wrong, you’re screwed. You can only be absent 3 times(Same with the Lab -______-). LUCKILY, My professor specializes in students with very low IQ (OUCH MEHN). That’s why some of the athletes of Benilde enrolls to his class ASAP (According to him, Im not saying anything here people.). And he’s not that kind of professor who you want to scratch his eyes off his face. He is actually very nice, very funny, and very very very very patient with us (If you know me well, You know what I mean.) ;)

Things you can look forward to if you are enrolled  in summer school this year at Benilde:

  • Strange people
  • Students with very strange ID numbers
  • Witnessing the improvement of the Main Building which students from the SDA building and AKIC despise of because of the warm air conditioning, The awful chairs, The dark hallways, Very slow internet connection, the annoying and disrespectful staff (assholes) of the LRC-MAIN and Extension(How rude to wake someone that is peacefully sleeping? Not mentioning any names. ;)), and the so-called vampire which is said to chase you when you are walking alone near the LRC Extension at night. lol

Someone from my class even gave me advice! “Wag kang magmadali mag graduate kasi yan yung magpapatagal sayo, Kung paano ka nung 1st term mo ganun ka lang, kasi kung stress ka masyado sa mga subjects lalo ka babagsak. UNLESS na Dean’s lister ka (As if).”

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And now im am happy to announce that I passed! (F YEAH) We even had a party for my success with College Algebra 1 (According to my friend).

May 22, 2011
#De La Salle-College of Saint Benilde #Summer School #Algebra #screwmylife #FML #Vampires #LRC
Hi bitch. :))

Oh my gosh, its judas.

May 16, 2011

Oooooh, Something or someone followed me that has a website online which is known as “The largest community that gives everyone a voice in fashion”. How interesting. :)

May 16, 20116 notes
#Chictopia #Fashion #retardronald
“

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

-Peter De Vries

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May 16, 2011
#ALGEB-X #College Algebra 1 #De La Salle-College of Saint Benilde #FML #Summer School #putanginalang #retardronald
May 15, 20116 notes
#Blisters #Brian Evalle #Fashion #Heel-less shoes #Karl Leuterio #Pain #Philippine Fashion Week #retardronald
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

After having a first bite of an apple, my two front teeth were on the apple and i dont even remember any pain and i just threw it in the trash can like nothing happened. LOL

May 15, 2011
“

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. - Dave Barry

I welcome myself to Tumblr! Follow me! :”>

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May 14, 20111 note
#retardronald
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